comment woes

So, I'm at kind of a loss. Once upon a time a flat, static blog could utilize a remotely-hosted script called YACCS for their comments but YACCS withdrew into the dark recesses of the internet and full-on disappeared in, I think, 2007? What that basically means for me is that I know that remotely-hosted comments on a static blog are possible, or at least I vividly remember a time when they were… unfortunately that's not a thing anymore and I haven't the faintest idea how to implement comments here.

xoxo, fb